Scratch Golfer

 Two women were put together as partners in the club tournament and

met on the putting green for the first time. After introductions, the first golfer

asked, "What's your handicap?"
"Oh, I'm a scratch golfer," the other replied.

"Really!" exclaimed the first woman suitably impressed that she was

 paired up with her.
"Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!"