Scratch Golfer

 Two women were put together as partners in the club tournament and

met on the putting green for the first time. After introductions, the first golfer

asked, "What's your handicap?"
"Oh, I'm a scratch golfer," the other replied.

"Really!" exclaimed the first woman suitably impressed that she was

 paired up with her.
"Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!"

Fore!

My five-year-old nephew wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game.
"You have to count my strokes," my brother told him.
"How much is six plus nine plus eight?"
"Five," answered the nephew.
"Okay," my brother said, "let's go.."

Teaching Golf

The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.
"Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor.
"P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied.
"Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely

a vain attempt to do the same thing."