Thursday, February 18, 2010

A Life Lesson

A teacher noticed that when trying to teach children their colors using LifeSavers candy, the children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange .........Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room

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