Frustration

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of

tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle,

followed by a good bottle of beer.

Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing

left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins.

And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.

A 'gimme' can best be defined as an agreement

between two golfers ...neither of whom

can putt very well.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.