Supernatural

  A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?

About 90 students raise their hands.

“Well, that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you

think you have seen a ghost?”

About 40 students raise their hands.’

“That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever

talked to a ghost?”

About 15 students raise their hand.

“Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”

Three students raise their hands.

“That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further. Have any of you

ever made love to a ghost?”

Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and said, “Son, all the years I’ve been giving

this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got

to come up here and tell us about your experience.”

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way

up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, “So, Bubba, tell us

what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?”

Bubba replied, “From way back there I thought you said Goats.