Irish, Catholic, Guinness - What Else is There?

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years
of being away from the Church.
There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the  other wall
is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been
a  very long time since I've been to confession, but I must
first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting
than it used to be."
The priest replies: "Get out with you. You're on my side".